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seekingvakarian: this week on tumblr: yahoo buying tumblr “bitch I might be” POKEMON FUSION

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:54:22 -0400

this week on tumblr:

yahoo buying tumblr

“bitch I might be”

POKEMON FUSION

stereobone: rubato: the united states has a fucking series about a talking sponge working at a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:52:06 -0400

rubato:

the united states has a fucking series about a talking sponge working at a fast food restaurant

is japanese anime REALLY that weird.

yes

sweet-bitsy: breanieswordvomit: caffeinated-zombie: So, in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:50:59 -0400

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

jackwhiteinthecoldnight: This dude in my lecture is just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:49:32 -0400

jackwhiteinthecoldnight:

This dude in my lecture is just watching Supernatural and not giving any fucks.

Miss Piggy On Beauty

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:49:00 -0400

fearfullymade-locs:

thedameloves:

homeisaheartbeat:

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

The Sexual Objectification Checklist

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:48:26 -0400

The Sexual Objectification Checklist:

daunt:

thatisnotfeminism:

scientificinqueery:

transformfeminism:

stfufauxminists:

isaywesay:

1. Does the image show only part(s) of a sexualized person’s body?

BMW

2. Does the image present a sexualized person as a stand-in for an object?

Four Loko

3. Does the image show sexualized persons as interchangeable?

Mercedes Benz

4. Does the image affirm the idea of violating the bodily integrity of a sexualized person who can’t consent?

Duncan Quinn

5. Does the image suggest that sexual availability is the defining characteristic of the person?

American Apparel

6. Does the image show a sexualized person as a commodity that can be bought and sold?

Red Tape Shoes

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it’s worth it if I have because so many people get this wrong.

so gross

An excellent list with examples to better understand sexual objectification.

perfect. Use this the next time you think tom hiddlestone is being objectified.

Lunsford, in case you check my blog again, here is more info for you to read up on.

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:46:26 -0400

watchtheskytonight: coolabedfilm: anthonygrey: 42ndstreetstati...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:45:41 -0400

watchtheskytonight:

coolabedfilm:

anthonygrey:

42ndstreetstation:

choiminhoshwunshwun:

david-tennant:

anthonygrey:

So look what came today :D

PH M,Y KJGPD

JR;P

HELP

I CANT

You got David Tennant in the mail?

This selfie of me from like 2 years ago is getting out of hand.

i tHOUGHT THIS WAS A CARDBOARD CUTOUTOMFG

wHAT THE HOW

renlyslittlerose: history meme | seven pairings: Emperor...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:43:56 -0400

renlyslittlerose:

history meme | seven pairings: Emperor Hadrian and Antinous

Religion, the need to display imperial power, and the Emperors’ own hubris were the main catalysts for the creation of new cities, artwork and religious cults. However, during the reign of Emperor Hadrian (117-138 CE), it would be the love for a young Greek man that would spur on these significant creations, successfully changing the landscape of the Roman Empire.

The young man in question was a beautiful boy named Antinous. From the city of Bithynia, Antinous was relatively young when he encountered Hadrian whilst the Emperor toured through Greece, and quickly became a favourite of Hadrian. Traveling with Hadrian, the two were together for numerous years until, in October 130 CE, Antinous drowned in the River Nile under circumstances still unknown to us even to this day. Grief stricken, Hadrian was said to have “wept for the youth like a woman” at news of Antinous’ passing, and it would be through this extreme grief and love that the landscape of the political, artistic, and religious world of the Roman Empire would be changed. In ancient Rome, same-sex relations between men were not seen to be anything significant in the Empire, and indeed, it was not Hadrian’s relationship with Antinous (a foreign boy) that would raise any eyebrows. However, what Hadrian did after his passing is what really matters. Just days after Antinous died, Hadrian dedicated a plot of land near to the place Antinous drowned as a new city—Antinoopolis. This city would become an important location for placing Greek culture in Egypt, further narrowing in the walls of Roman control by placing Roman, Greek and Egyptian cultures in close contact with one another. It should be noted that Hadrian was planning on creating a city in Egypt beforehand, but Antinous’ death opened up a political opportunity, one that Hadrian clearly, even in his grief, could not give up.

In addition to creating a new city, Hadrian quickly created a cult surrounding Antinous. Bypassing the Senate, Hadrian declared Antinous a deity, and stated that the Egyptian people should venerate Antinous as the incarnation of Osiris. Shortly afterward, Antinous was paralleled with the Greek god Dionysus, and the Roman gods Vertumnus and Silvanus. By doing this, Hadrian successfully linked Antinous to the three main cultures and their religions in the Roman Empire. Antinoopois would quickly become a pilgrimage spot for those who were worshippers of the cult. As well, festivals were set up in Antinous’ honour, such as the Antinoeia festival in Athens.

In addition to changing the religious landscape of Rome, Antinous’ death would also be politically beneficial to towns and cities in Rome. Just a year or so after Antinous’ passing, the Greek city of Thessaloniki approached Hadrian and asked if they could install a cult for Antinous. They appealed to Hadrian in this manner in hopes of gaining his favour, and therefore becoming recipients of tax breaks, special grants and a variety of other beneficial projects.

Finally, Antinous’ death brought about numerous long lasting artistic expressions in Rome, such as new buildings and artwork. Hadrian built a temple to Antinous called the Antinoeion at his villa in Tibur, and decorated it with numerous statues of Antinous. Indeed, statues of Antinous became incredibly popular during Hadrian’s reign and well after. Youthful, beautiful and often coy, Antinous’ image would permeate the art world of Rome, and indeed become synonymous with Classical art. Dio stated that “[Hadrian] set up statues, or rather sacred images of him, practically all over the world.” Dio was not exaggerating, for statues and other depictions of Antinous have been found all over the Mediterranean. It is estimated that there were about 2,000 statues created, but so far only 115 have been discovered.

It was through Hadrian and his devotion to his lover that the Roman Empire would be forever changed in many respects. The world the people were living in now had a new deity, a new figure to admire, and a love that would be romanticised—even up until this day. As Thorsten Opper stated, “—we can see Hadrian’s relationship with Antinous as a mirror of Roman society and the development of his cult as a revealing metaphor for the subtle workings of Roman rule.” Hadrian and his love would change the Roman world.

takaska: mu5icliz:

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:41:24 -0400

takaska:

mu5icliz:

jaclcfrost: do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:41:10 -0400

jaclcfrost:

do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing

it’s very nice

tupacabra: “hey what do you want me to do with these pieces of toast?”

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:40:46 -0400

tupacabra:

“hey what do you want me to do with these pieces of toast?”

lywinis: avelera: athenavine: onemeaninglesspiece: somehideit...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:40:34 -0400

lywinis:

avelera:

athenavine:

onemeaninglesspiece:

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

i feel… so conflicted?

Woooo! Satanism!

I’m a Hellenist, but I am totes down with these rules. *annexes*

Also a Hellenist, but these are excellent rules to live by

I like that Satanism abhors rape. How about that. :|

peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:38:37 -0400

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

solos1s: artist

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:37:49 -0400

solos1s:

artist

Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:37:13 -0400

lolsofunny:

laughingstation:

lolsofunny:

lolzpicx:

LOL

More FUNNY POST here!

(lol here!)

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:35:37 -0400

vitalemontea: Star Trek Dance Gif by ~whitetiger13

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:34:21 -0400

vitalemontea:

Star Trek Dance Gif by ~whitetiger13

misscoco: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:32:55 -0400

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: pygmyalpaca: vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:31:57 -0400

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

pygmyalpaca:

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service

How do you remember your URL?

got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory